diff --git a/.github/actions/spelling/expect.txt b/.github/actions/spelling/expect.txt
index 9cd15606..f5bb8ffb 100644
--- a/.github/actions/spelling/expect.txt
+++ b/.github/actions/spelling/expect.txt
@@ -1,4 +1,7 @@
 acs
+Actorified
+actorifiedstore
+actorify
 Aibrew
 alibaba
 alrest
@@ -157,6 +160,7 @@ ifm
 Imagesift
 imgproxy
 impressum
+inbox
 inp
 internets
 IPTo
diff --git a/docs/docs/CHANGELOG.md b/docs/docs/CHANGELOG.md
index 8f717c6d..a5be9d55 100644
--- a/docs/docs/CHANGELOG.md
+++ b/docs/docs/CHANGELOG.md
@@ -13,13 +13,14 @@ and this project adheres to [Semantic Versioning](https://semver.org/spec/v2.0.0
 
 <!-- This changes the project to: -->
 
-- Fix lock convoy problem in decaymap ([#1103](https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/issues/1103))
-- Document missing environment variables in installation guide: `SLOG_LEVEL`, `COOKIE_PREFIX`, `FORCED_LANGUAGE`, and `TARGET_DISABLE_KEEPALIVE` ([#1086](https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/pull/1086))
-- Add validation warning when persistent storage is used without setting signing keys
-- Fixed `robots2policy` to properly group consecutive user agents into `any:` instead of only processing the last one ([#925](https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/pull/925))
+- Fix lock convoy problem in decaymap ([#1103](https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/issues/1103)).
+- Fix lock convoy problem in bbolt by implementing the actor pattern ([#1103](https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/issues/1103)).
+- Document missing environment variables in installation guide: `SLOG_LEVEL`, `COOKIE_PREFIX`, `FORCED_LANGUAGE`, and `TARGET_DISABLE_KEEPALIVE` ([#1086](https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/pull/1086)).
+- Add validation warning when persistent storage is used without setting signing keys.
+- Fixed `robots2policy` to properly group consecutive user agents into `any:` instead of only processing the last one ([#925](https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/pull/925)).
 - Add the [`s3api` storage backend](./admin/policies.mdx#s3api) to allow Anubis to use S3 API compatible object storage as its storage backend.
 - Make `cmd/containerbuild` support commas for separating elements of the `--docker-tags` argument as well as newlines.
-- Add the `DIFFICULTY_IN_JWT` option, which allows one to add the `difficulty` field in the JWT claims which indicates the difficulty of the token ([#1063](https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/pull/1063))
+- Add the `DIFFICULTY_IN_JWT` option, which allows one to add the `difficulty` field in the JWT claims which indicates the difficulty of the token ([#1063](https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/pull/1063)).
 - Ported the client-side JS to TypeScript to avoid egregious errors in the future.
 - Fixes concurrency problems with very old browsers ([#1082](https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/issues/1082)).
 
diff --git a/internal/actorify/actorify.go b/internal/actorify/actorify.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..907a2cb9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/actorify/actorify.go
@@ -0,0 +1,107 @@
+// Package actorify lets you transform a parallel operation into a serialized
+// operation via the Actor pattern[1].
+//
+// [1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actor_model
+package actorify
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"errors"
+)
+
+func z[Z any]() Z {
+	var z Z
+	return z
+}
+
+var (
+	// ErrActorDied is returned when the actor inbox or reply channel was closed.
+	ErrActorDied = errors.New("actorify: the actor inbox or reply channel was closed")
+)
+
+// Handler is a function alias for the underlying logic the Actor should call.
+type Handler[Input, Output any] func(ctx context.Context, input Input) (Output, error)
+
+// Actor is a serializing wrapper that runs a function in a background goroutine.
+// Whenever the Call method is invoked, a message is sent to the actor's inbox and then
+// the callee waits for a response. Depending on how busy the actor is, this may take
+// a moment.
+type Actor[Input, Output any] struct {
+	handler Handler[Input, Output]
+	inbox   chan *message[Input, Output]
+}
+
+type message[Input, Output any] struct {
+	ctx   context.Context
+	arg   Input
+	reply chan reply[Output]
+}
+
+type reply[Output any] struct {
+	output Output
+	err    error
+}
+
+// New constructs a new Actor and starts its background thread. Cancel the context and you cancel
+// the Actor.
+func New[Input, Output any](ctx context.Context, handler Handler[Input, Output]) *Actor[Input, Output] {
+	result := &Actor[Input, Output]{
+		handler: handler,
+		inbox:   make(chan *message[Input, Output], 32),
+	}
+
+	go result.handle(ctx)
+
+	return result
+}
+
+func (a *Actor[Input, Output]) handle(ctx context.Context) {
+	for {
+		select {
+		case <-ctx.Done():
+			close(a.inbox)
+			return
+		case msg, ok := <-a.inbox:
+			if !ok {
+				if msg.reply != nil {
+					close(msg.reply)
+				}
+
+				return
+			}
+
+			result, err := a.handler(msg.ctx, msg.arg)
+
+			reply := reply[Output]{
+				output: result,
+				err:    err,
+			}
+
+			msg.reply <- reply
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+// Call calls the Actor with a given Input and returns the handler's Output.
+//
+// This only works with unary functions by design. If you need to have more inputs, define
+// a struct type to use as a container.
+func (a *Actor[Input, Output]) Call(ctx context.Context, input Input) (Output, error) {
+	replyCh := make(chan reply[Output])
+
+	a.inbox <- &message[Input, Output]{
+		arg:   input,
+		reply: replyCh,
+	}
+
+	select {
+	case reply, ok := <-replyCh:
+		if !ok {
+			return z[Output](), ErrActorDied
+		}
+
+		return reply.output, reply.err
+	case <-ctx.Done():
+		return z[Output](), context.Cause(ctx)
+	}
+}
diff --git a/lib/store/actorifiedstore.go b/lib/store/actorifiedstore.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..d495736e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/store/actorifiedstore.go
@@ -0,0 +1,82 @@
+package store
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/internal/actorify"
+)
+
+type unit struct{}
+
+type ActorifiedStore struct {
+	Interface
+
+	deleteActor *actorify.Actor[string, unit]
+	getActor    *actorify.Actor[string, []byte]
+	setActor    *actorify.Actor[*actorSetReq, unit]
+	cancel      context.CancelFunc
+}
+
+type actorSetReq struct {
+	key    string
+	value  []byte
+	expiry time.Duration
+}
+
+func NewActorifiedStore(backend Interface) *ActorifiedStore {
+	ctx, cancel := context.WithCancel(context.Background())
+
+	result := &ActorifiedStore{
+		Interface: backend,
+		cancel:    cancel,
+	}
+
+	result.deleteActor = actorify.New(ctx, result.actorDelete)
+	result.getActor = actorify.New(ctx, backend.Get)
+	result.setActor = actorify.New(ctx, result.actorSet)
+
+	return result
+}
+
+func (a *ActorifiedStore) Close() { a.cancel() }
+
+func (a *ActorifiedStore) Delete(ctx context.Context, key string) error {
+	if _, err := a.deleteActor.Call(ctx, key); err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+
+	return nil
+}
+
+func (a *ActorifiedStore) Get(ctx context.Context, key string) ([]byte, error) {
+	return a.getActor.Call(ctx, key)
+}
+
+func (a *ActorifiedStore) Set(ctx context.Context, key string, value []byte, expiry time.Duration) error {
+	if _, err := a.setActor.Call(ctx, &actorSetReq{
+		key:    key,
+		value:  value,
+		expiry: expiry,
+	}); err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+
+	return nil
+}
+
+func (a *ActorifiedStore) actorDelete(ctx context.Context, key string) (unit, error) {
+	if err := a.Interface.Delete(ctx, key); err != nil {
+		return unit{}, err
+	}
+
+	return unit{}, nil
+}
+
+func (a *ActorifiedStore) actorSet(ctx context.Context, req *actorSetReq) (unit, error) {
+	if err := a.Interface.Set(ctx, req.key, req.value, req.expiry); err != nil {
+		return unit{}, err
+	}
+
+	return unit{}, nil
+}
diff --git a/lib/store/bbolt/factory.go b/lib/store/bbolt/factory.go
index 74c924c3..04879b7e 100644
--- a/lib/store/bbolt/factory.go
+++ b/lib/store/bbolt/factory.go
@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ func (Factory) Build(ctx context.Context, data json.RawMessage) (store.Interface
 
 	go result.cleanupThread(ctx)
 
-	return result, nil
+	return store.NewActorifiedStore(result), nil
 }
 
 // Valid parses and validates the bbolt store Config or returns